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Minutes

(10/11/2000)

Call To Order: 10:05(now)pm

There were 15 attendees.

Movie Committee:

The movie committee is going first tonight since Charlie has to leave early.
The next club movie will be on Saturday, October 21. We need suggestions for a movie.
Suggestions were made and voted upon:
- The Last Starfighter (1 vote)
- Spaceballs (1 vote)
- The Wizard of Speed and Time (0 votes)
- Tron (7 votes)
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (4 votes)
So we will be watching Tron this Saturday.
Plan A is to commandeer the projector in the Marty Theater like last time. Plan B is to bring a TV/VCR into the theater, and Plan C is to bring a VCR into the fishbowl.
Also, Charlie comped the cost of the last movie for being half an hour late to it.
Exit Charlie, stage right.
The Captain formally protests the selection of Tron as the movie by resigning; however, he reassumes power to conduct the rest of the meeting.

Recruitment and Relations Committee:

T-Shirt Committee:

Carl sent a message to suggest another slogan for the t-shirts.
Written in Braille, the slogan would read, "If you can read this, stop touching me!"
Many are amused by the slogan. Many are also amused by the follow-up question of whether Carl would even mind people touching him.
Some purple samples for the background of the shirts will be brought in soon.
Better price estimates on the t-shirts will be unveiled at the next meeting.

No Report Committee:

_____________, received by scattered applause.
The Comm Officer is hit by the Captain 5 times in response to the Comm Officer asking Adam how many underscores should be included in his report. (There are 13, by the way.)

Communications Officer:

There will be a slight delay in getting the minutes out, due to another unforeseen difficulty.

Grand Nagus:

The current balance is $142.09.
The Nagus reports that her roommate's father is selling tapes from the closing of a video store, and some of the sci-fi stuff is going pretty cheap.
The discussion inevitably leads to buying video pornography. The Nagus says she understands the basis for this view.

Chief of Operations:

First Officer:

Captain:

We received largely irrelevant mail this week.
Mail:
- Propaganda from Womenspace for Hands Against Violence
- Letter from the Lewis J. Burger Center for Student Leadership and Public Service
- Application for the Who's Who among College Students "blah blah blah"
In short, many trees were wasted today.
The Captain also reported that he had seen the first episode of Andromeda, and ruled that his prediction about it being "Hercules in SPACE!" was entirely correct.

As we all know, the Babylon 5 computer game project was canceled, but Sierra Online made up a bunch of promotional materials for it, and they are now giving them away FREE!!!
They have watches, mousepads, and posters available, but you can only have either a mousepad or a poster, not both.
Check it out at either www.sierra.com, or the link there from www.midwinter.com/lurk/ .
A reminder is made that there are to be no paper airplanes thrown during meetings.
Midnight Nation #2 is out from JMS Comics.
Sometime in March or April, JMS will take over the writing for the "Amazing Spiderman" comics.
The Captain tries to commandeer a Red Dwarf tape the Chief has in his possession, but nothing doing.
Discussion turns into the many varied methods and justifications for attacking and subduing the French club.

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