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Minutes

(11/15/2000)

Call To Order: 10:07[(now)*3](something)pm

There were 16 attendees.

Notes:

Recruitment and Relations Committee:

Movie Committee:

T-Shirt Committee:

The t-shirts are in and will be distributed following the meeting.
The "blood-red" shirts actually turned out to be a rather bright red, so purchasers can either prepare to die (as a stalwart redshirt), or prepare to dye (Amy can dye the shirts to a darker red if desired).
Meg and Chris both reported strange comments from fraternity and sorority members who have seen our new shirts.
For example, people want to know where we are "located"; when we tell them, they "turn around and walk away." Apparently, we now intimidate the Greeks; mission accomplished.

No Report Committee:

Pandemonium ensues as Carl and Adam struggle to give the report, with Carl almost getting locked out in the process.
No report! No report! No pants! (Don't ask.)
The force from the blast was strong enough to knock drywall flakes from the ceiling tiles.

Communications Officer:

In last week's attendance tally, the Comm Officer somehow forgot to include himself. He demanded a recount, and the fact that he was present last week was externally verified.
Other than that, things are fine.

Grand Nagus:

Chief of Operations:

Big updates will be made to the book database starting December 1st!
Unfortunately, the Chief cannot divulge the nature of these updates as of yet, for security reasons.

First Officer:

Captain:

Mail is here that is both present and existing at this time and place concurrently.
Mail:
- Propaganda from the Bradley H.E.A.T. for World AIDS Awareness Week
- The notation is made that AIDS research, not AIDS itself, is what is being supported.
- The propaganda includes orange paper hands, which the Chief alters into a Vulcan salute.
- General disorder ensues.

Upon observing that the club has no "Kill Pikachu" committee as of yet, Sarah is nominated to head the "Pikachu Must Die" Committee.
General disorder ensues, despite various attempts to declare martial law and curtail it.

Planning for the end-of-the-semester party will now commence.
Like the Centauri, we will count the number of survivors of the club this semester, and rejoice in our good fortune.
The following movies were suggested:
- Babylon 5: In The Beginning
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- The Sixth Sense
- Return of the Jedi
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Everyone can e-mail other movie suggestions to Charlie, our illustrious Movie Committee chairman.
Yet more general disorder ensues.
Due to the increasing frequency of periods of general disorder, the suggestion is made that we appoint a Chief of Security to enforce whatever martial law the officers feel is appropriate.
Ray is declared Chief of Security.

The third book of Peter David's Centauri trilogy is available now!
Unfortunately, David was unable to procure an advance copy as usual, due to a different publisher than usual.
An upcoming episode of Voyager features lots of Klingons. It is similar to TNG's "The Emissary," which is not to be confused with DS9's "Emissary."
Strange New Worlds IV, the newest collection of fan-written Star Trek stories in the works, will feature a new version of the Pocketbooks' Star Trek timeline.
Because David has made contributions to this chronology, the Psi Phi URL will be officially published starting in May! Woo-hoo!
Rising Stars #11 from JMS Comics is now available. Also, Rising Stars #1-8 will soon be published as a graphic novel collection.
More general disorder ensues, which annoys the Captain to no end.

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